Run Julesy, Run Like the Wind!

... So I unwittingly have started to run a nudist colony. I am not happy about it. Juliana will not keep on clothing or a diaper. What started out funny has rapidly turned horrifying. She has peed on almost every surface of this house. No... I do not allow her to run naked. But I am not on top of her, and often I don't know of her nakedness until I have stepped in a puddle or found a crumpled up diaper.

Yesterday she must have gotten undressed 15 times. No exxageration. Yes, she is getting in big trouble. But honestly... what can I do? I can't tape them to her (trust me, I have thought about it, but the tape would hurt coming off... in a few days I may resort to it though). Suspenders? A choking hazard. But also seriously considered.

So last night I was getting very upset and angry. Because she taunts me. She will go to some far away corner and get completely undressed, and then she finds me, throws her arms up, slaps herself in the belly ape-style, and then runs away laughing. And I chase her, but she's a slippery little sucker. I was running after her and Madeline stood on the coffee table in the living room and screamed "Run Julesy run... run like the wind... Mommy's gonna get you..."

And that, people, sums up my life. I'll tell you this... on days like today I would like to "run... run like the wind..."

XOXO